underfag:

When I was 11 there was a boy in my class who dealt chocolate bars in the playground and now he deals meth it’s funny how time can change a person

sewphia:

10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying

(Source: whiscash)

stylishirish:

my sister showed me this and ive been laughing for like 20 minutes 

annoyingtwink:

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how abo
how abou
how about
how about n
how about no

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

gaysexistheanswer:

hungarian:

someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer

thank you

1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d:

fandomblogger:

doctordonna10:

danglingthpider:

castielsunderpants:

phoenixgryffin:

drjohnhwatson:

thequeenofvillainy:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

all the king’s horses and all…

(Source: darkladysatan)

twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again